Post by oh my cher on Aug 27, 2006 16:21:28 GMT -5
courtesy of the Cher Message Board at Cher.com
here's what Rli said on the show:
Source: www.marksfriggin.com/
Elijah Blue Allman Performs Live. 08/23/06. 7:40am
Howard had the guys bring in Elijah Blue Allman who was there to promote his band Deadsy. He was going to perform an acoustic song for them. He hasn't been on the show since 2002. Howard thought it was just a couple of years ago but it was way back then.
Elijah talked about how he used to live with his mother Cher. He said he's got his own place now though. He said it was crazy living there and he really had to get out of there. Howard said he heard that Elijah was talking to the guys out in the office about how his mother used to date Tom Cruise. Elijah said that Tom was a little different back then. He said Tom was cool back then and he doesn't think he was a Scientologist. He thinks that Mimi Rogers got him into that stuff along with a bunch of other celebrities out there.
Elijah said that the Scientology people are very sensitive about being bad mouthed. He thinks it's more of a secret hand shake club for people who are famous and have money.
Howard said he heard that Elijah had gone back into rehab since the last time they saw him. Elijah said he was on the ''big stuff'' which meant he was on heroin. He said he walked into a hotel room one day and there were about 150 people in there to do an intervention with him. That led to him going into rehab.
Howard asked Elijah if he heard from Bijou Phillips after he was on the show last since he called her ''3 o'clock slop.'' He said he didn't hear from her but he did hear from Heather Graham who wasn't too happy about what he was saying about her on the air. Howard said this kid has been with a lot of hot chicks. He's been with Paris Hilton. Elijah said ''Who hasn't?'' Howard asked him if he had to work that or if she was easy. Elijah said he was going to let Howard figure that one out on his own. Howard figured she was easy, Elijah didn't deny it.
Howard asked Elijah if he thought Paris had any musical talent when he was with her. He said that these days, with computers and all, anyone can sound okay. Howard asked him about his mother and if it was weird for him when she was with Rob Camaletti. Elijah said that a lot of those guys he would cling to because he was looking for a father figure. He said he loved Gene Simmons and Tom Cruise when they were dating his mother.
Howard asked Elijah about his father Greg Allman and if he has contact with him. He said he was just talking to him the other day. He did stay in contact with him over the years but his mother kept him at bay and that was probably the best thing for him. He said he did start hanging out with him when he was about 12 or 13 but everyone knew that he was always fighting addictions. Now he thinks about mortality more and wants to get along with his father because he knows he won't be around forever.
Howard asked Elijah how much heroin he was doing. He said it wasn't even all that much, it's just what it does to your life that screws it up. He said that the drug is like your own private little escape hatch from reality. Artie said he did heroin a few times and it made you just not give a @#%$ about your problems. It didn't make you forget them though.
Howard asked Elijah about Paris Hilton again and wanted to know what that's like. Elijah was trying to explain himself but Howard kept throwing out questions like ''Is her @#%$ flat?'' and things like that. Elijah said it is a little flat. He also said that she was a lot younger then, probably about 17 or 18, and he's pretty sure she wasn't a virgin back then. He said he was about 24 at the time but that doesn't mean that much to him now. Robin was pointing out that she was underage back then but Elijah was kind of worried he was going to hear from publicists and lawyers after this.
Elijah was saying that there's a term known as P.O.D. which is Post Orgasmic Disgust. There's also Pre-POD and something he calls Free OD. He said that he went downstairs after banging Paris and sort of got freaked out that he had not used any contraceptive when he did her. He said he reached for the nearest household cleaning agent and proceeded to clean himself off with Tilex or something like that. He didn't want to get any diseases or anything so that's what he used. He figures it worked because he didn't catch anything.
Howard wanted to know how he got Paris Hilton. He wouldn't get into details and said that when Paris' cell phone information got on the web, he got about 6,000 phone calls and that kind of turned him off. She screwed up with that.
Elijah said he saw Paris once in a while after that. Howard wondered if the sex was good with her. He said all he really remembers is the Tilex incident. He said there might be a reason he doesn't remember it. Howard figures that she must be good in bed after seeing her home sex video. Elijah wouldn't way what he thought about all of that though.
Elijah was defending Nicole Richie saying that she's like his little sister these days but he did have sex with her years ago. Howard wanted to know who was better in bed, Nicole or Paris. He did say that he will back Nicole up in everything she does because she's the one with the talent and she really doesn't deserve the attention she's getting from the media right now.
Howard asked Elijah who was at his intervention. Jonathan Davis from KoRn was there, his band mates, people from his record label, his mother and others were there. Elijah said he was supposed to be going to a Deftones photo shoot that day and he was suckered right into it.
Howard asked about Elijah's sister Chastity and how she's doing. Elijah said she's doing good and has lost a lot of weight. Howard asked about his mother and how she handles him appearing on the show. He said she's fine with it and his mother respects what Howard has done in his career. He seems to think that she's afraid of what Howard might ask her if she was on. She is a fan of his movie ''Private Parts'' as well.
Howard gave Elijah a plug for his band's album ''Phantasmagore'' which is out now. Elijah also agreed to play a song for them acoustically. He said he'd be performing ''Carrying Over'' for them and it would be a little Bowie-esque. Howard messed around with the microphones a little bit and then Elijah went right into the song on his 12 string guitar.
Howard told Elijah he had done a good job but Elijah thought he was a bit jet lagged. He explained the song to the guys and said that he was trying to do something a little Bowie-esque with the song. Howard asked him about the name of his band and why they use ''Deadsy.'' Elijah said he was looking for a band name years ago and saw a short form animation clip and there was a word in it that he liked. He didn't want a real name or anything so he used the Deadsy thing. Howard told him that something like Canned Sardines would be better.
Howard took a call from a guy who said that he's been trying to find this album all over the place and it's nowhere to be found. Elijah said that they actually under shipped the album and the best place to get it is at FYE stores. He said a lot of retail stores are closing these days because the internet is taking off so much for album sales.
Howard asked Elijah about the stuff that Bob Dylan has been saying about today's music. Elijah said that Bob is god and whatever he says goes and that's it. He said that Bob was doing music in a time when music was profound and these days the music has become so mundane that he's upset about it. He's trying to get musicians to wake up and start making some decent music.
A caller asked Elijah if he's into any @#%$ play with those chicks he was with. Elijah said he's not into that stuff. Gary came in and asked Elijah if his mother ever had guys over to their house that he really couldn't believe were there. He said that Val Kilmer was pretty cool and he thought he was a good guy. He said that Val gave him a human scalp as a gift one time. A Native American asked him to give that back and bury it but he's got it on display in a glass case now.
Howard said he had a skull for a while but when he found out that it was an Asian woman, he felt kind of guilty about it. He had it on his desk with a cigar in it's mouth and that woman probably never expected that she would end up on Howard Stern's desk with a cigar in her mouth.
Howard gave Elijah another plug for his album and played a little bit of the album as they were going to break. Elijah was asking if the fans have been following him to SIRIUS. Howard said they are coming over and SIRIUS has over 4 million subscribers now. They spent a short time on that and then Howard got to the Deadsy album and told Elijah to come back in a couple of years and fill them in on the chicks he's banged.
here's what Rli said on the show:
Source: www.marksfriggin.com/
Elijah Blue Allman Performs Live. 08/23/06. 7:40am
Howard had the guys bring in Elijah Blue Allman who was there to promote his band Deadsy. He was going to perform an acoustic song for them. He hasn't been on the show since 2002. Howard thought it was just a couple of years ago but it was way back then.
Elijah talked about how he used to live with his mother Cher. He said he's got his own place now though. He said it was crazy living there and he really had to get out of there. Howard said he heard that Elijah was talking to the guys out in the office about how his mother used to date Tom Cruise. Elijah said that Tom was a little different back then. He said Tom was cool back then and he doesn't think he was a Scientologist. He thinks that Mimi Rogers got him into that stuff along with a bunch of other celebrities out there.
Elijah said that the Scientology people are very sensitive about being bad mouthed. He thinks it's more of a secret hand shake club for people who are famous and have money.
Howard said he heard that Elijah had gone back into rehab since the last time they saw him. Elijah said he was on the ''big stuff'' which meant he was on heroin. He said he walked into a hotel room one day and there were about 150 people in there to do an intervention with him. That led to him going into rehab.
Howard asked Elijah if he heard from Bijou Phillips after he was on the show last since he called her ''3 o'clock slop.'' He said he didn't hear from her but he did hear from Heather Graham who wasn't too happy about what he was saying about her on the air. Howard said this kid has been with a lot of hot chicks. He's been with Paris Hilton. Elijah said ''Who hasn't?'' Howard asked him if he had to work that or if she was easy. Elijah said he was going to let Howard figure that one out on his own. Howard figured she was easy, Elijah didn't deny it.
Howard asked Elijah if he thought Paris had any musical talent when he was with her. He said that these days, with computers and all, anyone can sound okay. Howard asked him about his mother and if it was weird for him when she was with Rob Camaletti. Elijah said that a lot of those guys he would cling to because he was looking for a father figure. He said he loved Gene Simmons and Tom Cruise when they were dating his mother.
Howard asked Elijah about his father Greg Allman and if he has contact with him. He said he was just talking to him the other day. He did stay in contact with him over the years but his mother kept him at bay and that was probably the best thing for him. He said he did start hanging out with him when he was about 12 or 13 but everyone knew that he was always fighting addictions. Now he thinks about mortality more and wants to get along with his father because he knows he won't be around forever.
Howard asked Elijah how much heroin he was doing. He said it wasn't even all that much, it's just what it does to your life that screws it up. He said that the drug is like your own private little escape hatch from reality. Artie said he did heroin a few times and it made you just not give a @#%$ about your problems. It didn't make you forget them though.
Howard asked Elijah about Paris Hilton again and wanted to know what that's like. Elijah was trying to explain himself but Howard kept throwing out questions like ''Is her @#%$ flat?'' and things like that. Elijah said it is a little flat. He also said that she was a lot younger then, probably about 17 or 18, and he's pretty sure she wasn't a virgin back then. He said he was about 24 at the time but that doesn't mean that much to him now. Robin was pointing out that she was underage back then but Elijah was kind of worried he was going to hear from publicists and lawyers after this.
Elijah was saying that there's a term known as P.O.D. which is Post Orgasmic Disgust. There's also Pre-POD and something he calls Free OD. He said that he went downstairs after banging Paris and sort of got freaked out that he had not used any contraceptive when he did her. He said he reached for the nearest household cleaning agent and proceeded to clean himself off with Tilex or something like that. He didn't want to get any diseases or anything so that's what he used. He figures it worked because he didn't catch anything.
Howard wanted to know how he got Paris Hilton. He wouldn't get into details and said that when Paris' cell phone information got on the web, he got about 6,000 phone calls and that kind of turned him off. She screwed up with that.
Elijah said he saw Paris once in a while after that. Howard wondered if the sex was good with her. He said all he really remembers is the Tilex incident. He said there might be a reason he doesn't remember it. Howard figures that she must be good in bed after seeing her home sex video. Elijah wouldn't way what he thought about all of that though.
Elijah was defending Nicole Richie saying that she's like his little sister these days but he did have sex with her years ago. Howard wanted to know who was better in bed, Nicole or Paris. He did say that he will back Nicole up in everything she does because she's the one with the talent and she really doesn't deserve the attention she's getting from the media right now.
Howard asked Elijah who was at his intervention. Jonathan Davis from KoRn was there, his band mates, people from his record label, his mother and others were there. Elijah said he was supposed to be going to a Deftones photo shoot that day and he was suckered right into it.
Howard asked about Elijah's sister Chastity and how she's doing. Elijah said she's doing good and has lost a lot of weight. Howard asked about his mother and how she handles him appearing on the show. He said she's fine with it and his mother respects what Howard has done in his career. He seems to think that she's afraid of what Howard might ask her if she was on. She is a fan of his movie ''Private Parts'' as well.
Howard gave Elijah a plug for his band's album ''Phantasmagore'' which is out now. Elijah also agreed to play a song for them acoustically. He said he'd be performing ''Carrying Over'' for them and it would be a little Bowie-esque. Howard messed around with the microphones a little bit and then Elijah went right into the song on his 12 string guitar.
Howard told Elijah he had done a good job but Elijah thought he was a bit jet lagged. He explained the song to the guys and said that he was trying to do something a little Bowie-esque with the song. Howard asked him about the name of his band and why they use ''Deadsy.'' Elijah said he was looking for a band name years ago and saw a short form animation clip and there was a word in it that he liked. He didn't want a real name or anything so he used the Deadsy thing. Howard told him that something like Canned Sardines would be better.
Howard took a call from a guy who said that he's been trying to find this album all over the place and it's nowhere to be found. Elijah said that they actually under shipped the album and the best place to get it is at FYE stores. He said a lot of retail stores are closing these days because the internet is taking off so much for album sales.
Howard asked Elijah about the stuff that Bob Dylan has been saying about today's music. Elijah said that Bob is god and whatever he says goes and that's it. He said that Bob was doing music in a time when music was profound and these days the music has become so mundane that he's upset about it. He's trying to get musicians to wake up and start making some decent music.
A caller asked Elijah if he's into any @#%$ play with those chicks he was with. Elijah said he's not into that stuff. Gary came in and asked Elijah if his mother ever had guys over to their house that he really couldn't believe were there. He said that Val Kilmer was pretty cool and he thought he was a good guy. He said that Val gave him a human scalp as a gift one time. A Native American asked him to give that back and bury it but he's got it on display in a glass case now.
Howard said he had a skull for a while but when he found out that it was an Asian woman, he felt kind of guilty about it. He had it on his desk with a cigar in it's mouth and that woman probably never expected that she would end up on Howard Stern's desk with a cigar in her mouth.
Howard gave Elijah another plug for his album and played a little bit of the album as they were going to break. Elijah was asking if the fans have been following him to SIRIUS. Howard said they are coming over and SIRIUS has over 4 million subscribers now. They spent a short time on that and then Howard got to the Deadsy album and told Elijah to come back in a couple of years and fill them in on the chicks he's banged.
